Arrr, Trump be ponderin’ a third voyage in the captain's quarters, claimin’ there be tricks to chart that course!
2025-03-31
Arrr, Cap'n Trump be ponderin' a third sailin’ in the White House seas, despite the Constitution's chains! In a jolly chat with NBC, he claimed there be ways to hoist the ol’ flag again! “Me mateys be wantin’ it,” he laughed, but warned, “We’ve many a wave to cross yet!"
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain landlubber known as President Donald Trump, who be makin' waves in the political seas! Aye, in a recent parley with them at NBC News, he be suggestin’ that he might hoist the sails for a third term in the White House, despite the heavy anchor o' the 22nd Amendment weighin’ him down.This scallywag claims he ain't jestin', yarr! He be sayin' that a heap o' folks be callin’ for him to take the helm once more. “A lot of people want me to do it,” he declared, as if he be the captain of a mighty ship, with loyal crew at his beck and call. But this trickster be quick to add, “We have a long way to go, you know, it’s very early,” like a sailor eyein’ the horizon for a storm.
So, me mateys, keep yer spyglasses ready, for the winds o' fortune may yet blow in his favor! Whether this be a jest or a serious plot, it surely be entertainin’ for us all, like a jolly tavern brawl after too many grog-filled tankards! Here’s to the wild seas o' politics, where naught be certain but the laughter of pirates!