"Arrr! A fishin' trip and a jolly ring made Tom Homan the buccaneer of borders, savvy?"
2025-03-15
Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2017, Tom Homan be shakin' hands with fine mates o' President Obama’s crew, right before the blusterin’ Trump set sail for office! ‘Twas a grand farewell hootin’ for ol’ Homan, who spent over three decades wranglin’ them landlubbers in immigration!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of one Tom Homan, a swashbuckler of the immigration seas! In the frosty month o’ January in the year of our Lord, 2017, Tom was shakin’ hands like a true sea dog with his mates in the grand ship of President Barack Obama’s Department of Homeland Security. Aye, it be a fine crew indeed, but the winds of change be blowin’, for soon a new captain, one President Donald Trump, would take the helm!As the sun dipped low on the horizon, Tom’s retirement party was a sight to behold, celebratin’ over 30 years of keepin’ the immigration waters less murky and far more navigable. He be a seasoned sailor, chartin’ the treacherous waters of enforcement with the skill of a master navigator! With every handshake, ye could feel the camaraderie and the tales of misadventure flowin’ like rum at a pirate’s tavern.
So raise yer tankards high for Tom Homan! Aye, he may be hangin’ up his captain’s hat, but the sea of immigration enforcement shall remember his name! May his days be filled with treasure hunts and shenanigans, for the tides be changin’, and he deserves a rest from the stormy seas o’ politics!