"Arrr! A jolly scroll on what the U.S. Education Department be doin' and what be lost at sea!"
2025-03-06
Arrr! Aye, matey! That scallywag Trump and his crew be squawkin' 'bout the U.S. Education Department like it be a cursed treasure! Since its maiden voyage, they’ve plotted its demise. This week, the Captain be settin’ sail to slash programs and crew, callin’ on Congress to join the mischief!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the grand ol’ U.S. Education Department, a fine target fer the barbs o’ Captain Trump and his merry crew! Aye, them scallywags be cryin’ foul since the very day that bureaucratic ship set sail, claimin’ it be a right ol’ piece o’ government overreach! Arrr!Now, this week, our fearless captain be takin’ it to new depths! Aye, he be ponderin’ cuts so fierce, they’d make a kraken weep! Programs and staff be shiverin’ in their boots, as ol’ Trump sets his sights on the whole treasure chest o’ education funds. ‘Tis a wild maneuver, I tell ye, as he be lookin’ to close down any operations that ain’t under the protection of the law, like a ship’s captain tossin’ overboard the barnacles that weigh him down!
And with a hearty call to Congress, he be seekin’ all hands on deck to join his quest fer smaller sails and lighter cargo! So, me mateys, keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer this be a shipwreck of a plan that’ll have the whole education fleet in a tizzy! Yarrr!