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"Arrr, Al Green be shoutin' at Trump, sayin', 'Ye best hoist Medicaid, or face the wrath o' the seven seas!'”

2025-03-05

Arrr, mateys! Rep. Al Green be spillin’ the beans on how he got shanghaied from the House on Tuesday! He be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout Captain Trump’s speech, shoutin’ loud that the scallywag needs to keep Medicaid afloat, lest it sink like a leaky ship! Avast!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ Rep. Al Green, a bold buccaneer o’ the political seas from the grand land of Texas. On a fine Tuesday eve, whilst the ruckus o’ Congress echoed about, this hearty soul found himself in a pickle, a right kerfuffle, ye see! He be protestin’ at the grand address by President Trump, shoutin’ loud and proud fer the rights of the good folks dependin’ on Medicaid, which be more precious than a chest o’ gold doubloons to many a sailor and landlubber alike!

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