Arrr! Linda McMahon be takin' the helm as Trump’s tutor of learnin’, savvy? A right jolly crew we be!
2025-03-04
Ahoy, mateys! Billionaire lass Linda McMahon, a ripe 76, be named the mighty chief o' education by the Senate crew! But beware, for Cap'n Trump be wantin’ to scuttle that ship! A fine jolly adventure awaits, arrr!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Aye, it be none other than the grand tale of one Linda McMahon, a lass of 76 summers, who be climbin' aboard the ship of the U.S. Senate. With a hearty cheer, they be confirm'in her as the captain of education, a title that be worth more doubloons than a chest of gold!But hold fast, me hearties! The winds be blowin' foul, as ol' Captain Trump, a scallywag in his own right, hath been spoutin' curses ‘bout that very same ship! He be claimin' that the whole education department be more barnacle than shipshape, and he hath pledged to dismantle it like a shipwreck on a stormy night!
So here be Linda, a billionaire buccaneer, takin' the helm of a vessel that be threatened with mutiny! Will she steer it clear of the rocky shoals or be lost to the depths? Only time will tell, me mateys! But one thing be certain: in this grand game of politics, the treasure be as elusive as a mermaid's kiss, and the seas be treacherous indeed!