Arrr, Kristin Crowley be raisin’ a ruckus ‘gainst the Los Angeles captain for givin’ her the boot as LAFD chief!
2025-02-28
Arrr, me hearties! The lass Crowley, once the fiery chief of Los Angeles, be settin' sail on an appeal after Mayor Bass tossed her overboard! The crew be stirrin’ up a storm o’ murmurings, claimin’ the Mayor's tales be taller than a ship’s mast! Avast, the Council shall hear her plea!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tales from the fiery shores of Los Angeles, where the winds of change be blowin’ fierce! Former Captain o’ Flames, Kristin Crowley, has hoisted her sails and set her sights on the treacherous waters of appealin’ after Mayor Karen Bass, that scallywag, gave her the boot just a week past.This here decision be causin’ a ruckus among the City Council crew and the townsfolk, who be shoutin’ that the good Mayor be stretchin’ the truth like a sailor on a shamrock, claimin’ she be "misrepresentin' the facts." Aye, it seems the Mayor's words be slippin' through the cracks like a leaky ship on a stormy night!
On a fine Thursday mornin’, Crowley, with the bravado of a true buccaneer, declared her intent to take her case to the Council, anchorin’ her appeal in the noble scrolls of the Los Angeles Charter, Article V, Section 5.08(e). She be seekin’ justice on the high seas of bureaucracy, and I reckon she ain’t goin’ down without a fight! So hoist the Jolly Roger and watch this tale unfurl, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin’ strong in the City of Angels!