Arrr, Panama be sinkin' the canal, thanks to Trump channelin' Teddy and Ronnie—like a scallywag with a leaky ship!
2025-02-07
Arrr, me hearties! Teddy Roosevelt be smilin' from the depths! Trump, with a bellow loud as cannon fire, swung his mighty stick at Panama, and lo! Instant treasure be found when Secretary Rubio set sail to that wee land on Sunday! A fine day for pirate diplomacy, aye!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of high seas politics and swashbucklin' diplomacy! It be said that ol' Teddy Roosevelt, the rough-and-tumble seadog himself, would be smilin' wide like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Why, ye ask? 'Cause our current captain of the ship, President Trump, be makin' waves with a mighty roar and a big ol’ stick aimed straight at Panama!