"Arrr! Donald Trump's Panama bluster be payin' gold doubloons, savvy? A scallywag's treasure hunt, it be!"
2025-02-03
Avast, me hearties! President José Raúl Mulino of Panama be sayin' they won't be signing no more deals with the Chinese scallywags after Trump, that landlubber, shouted they be holdin' the keys to the Panama Canal! Arrr, the seas be too rough fer that nonsense!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! In the land of Panama, where the sun doth shine and the rum flows free, President José Raúl Mulino be makin’ waves like a ship caught in a storm! He’s declared, with the fervor of a captain guarding his treasure, that Panama won’t be renewin’ a trade and development pact with those crafty Chinese sea-dogs!Now, ye might be wonderin’ what set this pirate’s parley in motion. It be none other than that land-lubber, President Donald Trump, who be shoutin’ from his crow’s nest about the Chinese havin’ their greedy paws on the Panama Canal! Aye, he claims they be controllin’ the very lifeblood of trade, like a scallywag hoardin’ all the gold doubloons!
So, with a mighty “Arrr!” Mulino be takin’ a stand, lettin’ the world know that Panama be chartin’ its own course! No more dancin’ with the dragons of the East, says he! Instead, they’ll sail towards new horizons, seekin’ fair winds and favorable deals with other fine nations. A right jolly jest, indeed, me hearties! Let’s keep our spyglasses peeled for what treasure awaits on this new voyage!