"Arrr matey! Third scallywag from the Black Hawk crew named in that bonkers crash by the DC port!"
2025-02-02
Arrr matey! The Army's spilled the beans on the third scallywag of the cursed Black Hawk that collided with an American Airlines bird, sending 67 souls to Davy Jones' locker! Captain Rebecca Lobach, a fine lass of 28 from Durham, graduated with colors flyin' in 2019, she did!
Now, this be no ordinary wench, for she be a right distinguished graduate from the fine halls of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Aye, she earned her stripes and was commissioned as an active-duty aviation officer in the year of our Lord 2019, soaring through the skies like a seagull chasin' after scraps. But alas, the cruel hand of fate did intervene, and the heavens turned treacherous, claimin’ 67 souls in its dark embrace.
So let us raise a tankard to Captain Lobach, a true sailor of the skies, who now sails among the stars, while we landlubbers remain below, ponderin' the whims of fortune and the wild winds that guide our destinies. Arrr, may her spirit find calm seas and gentle breezes!