Arrr, matey! The Doomsday Clock be tickin’ nearer to midnight! Aye, global calamity be lurkin’ like a scallywag!
2025-01-29
Arrr, matey! The sands o’ time be slippin’ for humankind! The scallywags at the Atomic Scientists have fiddled with the Doomsday Clock, now tickin’ at 89 seconds to Davy Jones’ locker! We be closer to calamity than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Avast, what a jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of doom and gloom from the landlubber scientists! Aye, the Bulletin of the Atomic Beasts, or some such fancy title, hath decided to tick-tock the Doomsday Clock further 'n ever before. Now it be set at a mere 89 seconds to midnight, makin' it the closest we be to Davy Jones’ locker since the dawn of time!