Arrr! The CIA be reckonin’ the COVID beast sprang from a Chinese mad scientist's cauldron, savvy?
2025-01-27
Avast ye! The scallywags at the CIA reckon the COVID curse be birthed from a lab, pointin’ their fingers at China! They be as sure as a three-legged parrot, mind ye, claimin’ low confidence in their own tale. No fresh secrets here, just the whims of Biden’s crew! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a curious tale from the land lubbers of the CIA! 'Tis said that the pesky virus what caused the ruckus known as COVID-19 be hailing from a lab, and the blame be tossed squarely on the good ol' folks o' China! Arrr, they be pointin' fingers, but ye know how them sea dogs can be — they admit their confidence be as low as a barnacle on the ocean floor!This be no fresh treasure trove of intel, mind ye. Nay, this report be crafted under the watchful eye of the Biden crew and the former captain of the CIA ship, William Burns. Aye, they scrambled to piece together this assessment, and when it was finally unveiled, it was like findin' a treasure chest full of... well, not much at all! The scallywags released it on a fine Saturday, as if it were some sort of grand reveal at the tavern.
So, what be the moral of this salty saga? Even the sharpest cutlasses of the spy game can sometimes have a dull edge, and when it comes to the truth, ye can’t always trust a pirate’s tale — or a spy’s, for that matter! Arrr, let the winds of uncertainty blow, and may the voyage continue!