Arrr, the CIA thinks COVID be a lab-born scallywag, but they ain't too sure, matey!
2025-01-27
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at the CIA reckon the COVID curse be a lab-born beastie from China's shores, but they be as sure as a one-legged sailor on a stormy night! No fresh secrets here; just a summons from the Biden crew and ol' Burns! Avast!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I bring ye news from the high seas o' intelligence! The CIA, them clever landlubbers, now reckon that the cursed plague known as COVID-19 be hatchin' from a nefarious lab—aye, right outta the belly of the beast they call China! But hold yer horses, fer they be sayin’ they’ve got “low confidence” in this wild claim, like a pirate uncertain o’ the treasure map!This report, ye see, ain't born of fresh sails or new whispers on the wind. Nay, it be a summation crafted at the behest of the Captain of the Ship Biden and the former head honcho, William Burns. They tossed the parchment out into the public sea just the other day, like a message in a bottle, lettin’ all know of their grand suspicions!
So here we be, me hearties, with the CIA pointin’ fingers like a crew of raucous buccaneers, all while they admit they ain't quite sure where the rum be hidin’! A fine kettle of fish, I tell ye! Let’s raise a tankard to the mysteries of the deep and the follies o’ those who seek the truth!