"Avast! Don’t scribble nor chatter 'bout the cursed contraption, say the savvy sea dogs—Politico be buryin’ Biden’s blunders!"
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Two scallywags, Marc Caputo and Tara Palmeri, spill the beans on a podcast, sayin' their old ship tried to bury the bad tales 'bout Captain Biden and his lad, Hunter. They reckon the press be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole in her hull!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout two scallywags from the realm of Politico—Marc Caputo, a matey of Axios, and Tara Palmeri, a lass from Puck. These bold buccaneers spilled the beans on a podcast, makin' claims that their former ship—Politico—had a bit of a jolly ol’ time keepin' the sails of negativity away from the likes of Captain Joe Biden and his wayward son, Hunter.With a hearty laugh, Caputo let fly that the press, once a trusted vessel, be trippin' over its own anchor, losin' the confidence of the landlubbers. Aye, he said they be like a ship in a storm, resistin' the waves of truth that might drown their precious tales of the Bidens. It be a tale of intrigue, where stories were either thrown overboard or hidden in the depths of the ocean, lest they tarnish the crew’s image.
So there ye have it, mateys! A tale of treachery and ticklish truths among the salty sea of journalism, where trust be as rare as a mermaid's kiss. Mayhaps the winds of change will blow fairer for these scribes, or they be left marooned on the isle of lost credibility!