Avast! We be plunderin’ the secrets o’ them captains’ orders, after Trump’s grand promise o’ chaos! Arrr!
2025-01-17
Avast, me hearties! President-elect Trump be settin' sail on his second voyage with a treasure trove of 100 orders in 100 days! Come Inauguration Day, he'll be commandin' the seas of power, dealin' with borders and such like a true captain of chaos. Aye, 'tis a wild ride ahead!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber shores of politics! Our newly elected captain, Trump, be makin' ready to set sail on his second voyage with a mighty treasure of executive orders—aye, 100 orders in just 100 days! A bonny haul, if I do say so meself!As the fateful Inauguration Day draws near, it be clear that Captain Trump be eager to hoist the sails and unleash his orders right from the start—a fine way to kick off a new reign, if ye ask any ol’ sea dog! He be fixin' to wield his executive power like a cutlass, takin’ aim at the border and the matter of immigration, as if he were huntin' for buried treasure!
Now, let it be known that during his first voyage, Trump be issuing over 220 of these mighty executive orders, claimin' the title of the most orders in a single term. Aye, ‘tis a record worth boastin’ about in the taverns! So, me hearties, brace yerselves for a raucous ride ahead as Captain Trump sets course for another wild adventure on the high seas of governance!