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Arrr, the Mossad captain be sailin' to Doha, seekin' treasure in Gaza deals! Avast, what a jolly tale!

2024-12-12

Arrr, matey! The captain of the Mossad ship parleyed with Qatar's chief in Doha on Wednesday, seekin' to free captives and call a truce in Gaza. Aye, this be part of a grand scheme before the new commander-in-chief sails in come January! Deadlock be no match fer clever pirates!

Arrr, the Mossad captain be sailin' to Doha, seekin' treasure in Gaza deals! Avast, what a jolly tale!

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