Arrr! Trump be callin’ Trudeau the "Great State of Canada," while throwin’ tariffs like cannonballs, a real jolly jest!
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! At the stroke of midnight, President-elect Trump tossed a cheeky jab at that Canadian captain, Justin Trudeau! He be sayin’, “Aye, it be grand feasting with the Governor of the Great State of Canada! Let’s haggle over treasure and trade soon, ye scallywag!” Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our newly minted captain, President-elect Trump, be settin’ his sights on the Canadian seas, takin’ a jolly jab at that fine lad, Governor Justin Trudeau, from the grand realm of Canada. Just after the witching hour, he be scribblin’ on his Truth Social, sayin’, “It was a pleasure” to dine with the lad, likin’ him to a governor of a far-off state!With a hearty laugh, Trump declared, “I look forward to seein’ the Governor again soon!” Aye, it seems these two swashbucklers be plannin’ to parley over the treasures of tariffs and trade! What a sight it would be, two fine captains of their respective ships, battlin’ over the bounties of commerce! “The results of…” he started, leavin’ us all in suspense, like a sailor waitin’ for the tide to turn.