Arrr! Newsom be signin' a treasure map fer makin' babes, all on the coin o' the landlubbers!
2024-10-02
Arrr, mateys! Governor Newsom be scribblin’ his mark upon a parchment, demandin’ insurance coverin’ nine million souls to aid in makin’ wee ones! He broadens the definition of infertility, includin’ all hands on deck, even the swabbies of the LGBTQ+ crew! Aye, 'tis a fine day fer dreamin’ o’ little scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a tale from the shores of California! The great Captain Gavin Newsom, Governor of that fair land, has penned a new law, fit to make even the saltiest of sea dogs cheer! Aye, he’s decreed that nine million souls, includin’ the fine state crew, be granted treasure in the form of insurance that covers three rounds of that fancy witchcraft called in vitro fertilization!But that ain't all, me mateys! This here law be redefinin’ what it means to be 'infertile.' Gone be the days of thinkin’ it be just the lasses who can’t pop out wee ones; nay, now it includes all kinds of crew! It recognizes that some might need a bit o' medical magic to hoist their own little scallywags aboard, even if they be settin’ sail with a partner of the same kind!
Captain Newsom, bless his generous heart, be sayin’ that the dream of startin’ a family should be within reach for all who wish to raise a jolly crew — especially those brave LGBTQ+ families. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for inclusivity and the promise of new little buccaneers on the horizon!